News Release, Seattle WA, December 2, 2010, 5:00PM PST
For Immediate Release
WikiLeaks Julian Assange Targets Skip McGrath
Word has surfaced that WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange, has targeted Skip McGrath’s Auction Seller’s Resource. WikiLeaks founder Asssange told underground supporters that he plans to reveal all of the marketing secrets contained in The Complete eBay Marketing System. As an ardent anti-capitalist Wiki Leaks’ Assange said in an email to his supporters: “…the information contained in the Complete eBay Marketing System is so powerful it gives an unfair advantage over other poor eBay sellers who cannot afford the course.”
Sources in London, where Julian Assange is hiding out in a SOHO massage parlor above an Ethiopian restaurant, could not confirm when exactly he plans to leak the information or what media he would share it with. When called, the New York Times who published the last WikiLeaks broadside would neither confirm nor deny what they planned to publish or when, but did confirm they had heard rumors that Skip McGrath would be the next target.
Sources said that Skip McGrath was furious and threatened unspecified action (sources claim it has something to do with waterboarding and peanut butter) if Assange went through with his planned release.
Skip McGrath Vows to Fight Back
Reached for comment Skip said: “This is the work of a sissy and a coward. I suspect, but cannot prove, he is being paid off by the Star Chamber of giant eBay PowerSellers who don’t like the fact that I help new sellers get started on eBay.”
Skip further vowed he will not get away with it. ” From now through midnight on Christmas Eve, I am lowering the price of The Complete eBay Marketing System by $20.00 to combat this devious plan and to help get as many copies of the book into as many seller’s hands as possible.
Anyone interested in purchasing a copy of The Complete eBay Marketing System can use the special coupon code 20SKIP576 in the coupon box at checkout. We are also offering Free Shipping with this offer.”